Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Lets Talk About Sex Vol. 4: Does Size Matter?


Samantha aka Hotlipps says:
This is the age old argument, and sounds like the intro to one of those commercials you hear on the radio in the middle of the night. When it comes to sex, does the size of the man’s penis matter? Some women swear that unless you’re having sex with a well-endowed man, then you’re wasting your time. I think Beenie Man said it accurately when he said “some love carrot but is just not the same” in his song ‘Teenie Weenie’. And speaking from experience, YES a big penis can be quite pleasurable. But if it’s not used properly can be a huge waste of time lol. Size is subjective. If you are used to small penises, then a 7 incher might be huge to you. If you’re used to a certain caliber of man (giggles), then big to you may be 9 inches or better. And of course length isn’t everything, because as many of us saw with a certain R&B star’s pic last week, long and skinny aka pencil dicks aren’t very sexy lol. Ladies, don’t be afraid of the supersized men. Our vajajays are built to accommodate babies, and I have yet to see an infant sized penis. The proper lubrication via foreplay can go a long way where comfort is concerned with the larger penis.
Now with that being said, MOST men are average, even though they try to act otherwise *rolls eyes*. They are either of average length, girth or both. Studies say the average penis is 5-6 inches in length. Does that vary according to race?? I don’t know. And yes every man gwaan like dem have di rockula, long donkey cod…yeah OK. Lol. We women know better. And I am here to say, men there is nothing wrong with that. Work with what you have. You can’t change it, so make the best of it. The pleasure in sex has a lot to do with the chemistry and skill level. It’s not always about the size of the boat but definitely the motion of the ocean. Ideally we would all want a nice long, fat one (huge smile) combined with great stamina, winery, skill and all deez tings. But when it comes down to it, a decent size penis attached to a man that you connect with on that level will suit most women just fine. And on that note SMOOCHES from Hotlipps

Mishigan from RBZ says:

When my esteemed colleague Hotlipps presented this topic of discussion to me... I immediately went out & did my research on the issue and these were some of the responses that I've gotten; "Hell Yeah size matters..." "If it too small its a waste of time","No It doesn't matter... As long as he knows how to use it...", "If it too small him betta be hungry..."& my favorite "Hell yes because if its too small I'm gonna get upset!!!" These were the most common responses among the women I asked. Although all said that they don't want it too small, most admitted they don't it too big either. When asked if they preferred width or length... All said width over length. So it seems that if it can "Cork Up" di pumz it may not necessarily have to reach her belly... It seems that most women seem to be more fascinated at the sight of a really big buddy than actually using it. The average vagina is between 3 1/2-4 inches deep when unaroused and stretches up to 5-6 inches when fully aroused. So it stands to reason that the average size vajayjay (where did this word come from?) is made for the average size buddy. However a woman can manage up to 9 inches long, due to its elasticity, and about 2-1/2 wide. (Probably the size of a Redbull can...) But this is usually easier after child birth. These are some of the facts...







Now... Although mi pawdie says man want to act like we all have the rockula and what have you when all of us may not... This doesn't come from thin air. Quite frankly, the pressure is on for the man dem, especially a west indian man, to be well endowed. Women always talk about how much they don't want nutin small... But it is what it is.


Before I end off I will just say a few things... Ladies... Remember what Capleton says... "A Nuh Di Length a di Buddy a How you Use it..." So if you come across a less than "Big" Buddy... Give the man a chance. And to di man dem... If you cannot wear Magnums... Don't tell women that you do... Cuz they will cuss... Wear weh u have!!!



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