Friday, March 9, 2012

Some Gal A Crosses




Samantha aka Hotlipps said:

It’s so ironic that Elephant Man and Spice released this song on the highly anticipated TNS Riddim. Love it! A few weeks ago Mishigan and I were having one of our infamous debates. We were discussing a particular personality that has a reputation for being “salt”. We joked about it, but then I went on to say that the idea of a woman or her ‘hole’ being salt is utter FOOLISHNESS. Lets be for real, women are classified as salt if a few, or some of the men they deal with (whether it is have sex with, are in a relationship with etc) end up dead, in jail, deported, or in some other less than pleasant circumstance. Now I know it may look suspicious if it keeps happening again, and again, but let’s be for real. If multiple men you deal with end up in jail, deported or murdered, maybeeeeeeeee you need to change the type of man you associate with. Unless, you just happen to be attracted to that type of man *blank stare* lol.















Yes there are innocent men wrongfully accused of crimes, innocent bystanders caught in the crossfire, accidents etc. But generally speaking, women that I have seen accused of being “salt” generally deal with a certain time of man, i.e. drugs man, hustlers, scammers and the like. No judgment here, if that’s your thing do you. But most of us know that those types of lifestyles usually end up in one way or another. So if the last 5 men you dated were in that type of lifestyle and 3 ended up either dead, in jail or deported, I would say it was probability, luck of the draw, or lack there of.














And another thing, why is it only women who are associated with being salt???? I am sure some man salt to! But that is a whole other topic, lol. And on that note Smooches from Hotlipps






Mishigan from RBZ said:
 
Some Gyal a Crosses... Yes Its True!!!







Lissen to me... & Hear mi very Carefully... Is Not EVERY PRETTY GYAL Man fi Run Down!!! Before you go look di pretty gyal... Find out why she single & what happen to the Last Man she did deh wit!!! U may avoid a Bad Luck Pumpum (B.L.P. Fi Short)!!! Now a B.L.P. is characterized as a woman who has a history of causing men trouble after they enter into relations. Contrary to what my colleague Hotlippz says... It is not restricted to Drugsman & Gunman or these types of individuals who live outside of the law. I can speak for myself & say that I, being a regulah, hard working, Semi-Law Abiding Citizen, have experienced the B.L.P. Long story short... Buck up a ting... Talk to di ting... Line up di ting... & den Ting & Ting gwaan. Right after that... And I mean right after... Mi cut lef & a move to mi yaad & BAM drop in pothole & ketch a flat tire... So mi a se "A weh di..." But alrite... Neva pay it no mind. So couple days later mi get haunted & se hmm... "wanda what she doing"... So... Mek di link & den Ting & Ting again. Leffin out again... Dis time mi get a ticket & den mi bex & a drive & BAM... Different Pothole & Next Tire Gone?! So @ the tire place I reasoned w/ a bredren of mine & di man se but wait... How comes all dem tings a happen every time u go check dis same gyal? Di gyal Saalt. So of course I went back fi one more round... Except this time I took a cab... & when mi did leave it start rain... & mi get wet up. And that's when I knew of a Surety... Di Gyal Salt!!! And I never went Back!!!






Now there is some truth to what Sammy says bout women's choices in men... If dem choose the man dem who a "do tings" chances are tings a go happen. But if the Majority of "Do Tings" man who you end up with get ketch or killed... Mi fren U Har Salt!!! Sarry... Di Truth are di Truth!!!






As for the Salt Man ting... I'm sure they exist... But mi nuh deal wit man... So mi cyaah talk bout dat...






Next Time Again...


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Uncle Mishie

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